Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Marijuana + Coffee = Hyper Crazy Time



This morning I drove up to my Father's pad to say hi and shoot the shit. Before I arrived I told myself not to drink any of my Padre's jet fuel coffee when I got there. I knew I would by smoking a little weed with him and figured the addition of the coffee to potent weed doesn't always pan out the way I like. Furthermore the addition of weed to any sort of caffeinated jolt usually does not have the desired affect. In college my roommate had told me that his mother called this combination of delightfulness a "Mexican Speedball".

I walk in the door and the first thing he says to me is "how 'bout a cup of coffee?" I hesitate for less than a second and reply "Sure why not" even though I had told myself two minutes earlier to decline, typical. Of course he rolls a joint of awesome Banana Kush and now I am smoking super potent weed and drinking hyper crazy coffee. As soon as finish the coffee, as SOON, shit starts racing. Thoughts about my life, what I should be doing, how dumb I am, should I work out more, change my diet, take a nap, run a mile, chop my hand off, pee myself, you know the norm, right? This continued for about an hour. The whole time during this hour my Father and I converse about how ridiculous it is to drink so much coffee and smoke weed. Yet we will do it again, and again and...

I have a lot of natural energy so when I smoke it levels me out (nice excuse). So if I am trying to slow it down why am I adding energy to the mix let alone furious energy. My actions at times are absurd even to myself. When I left, my father was ready to take a Valium, and honestly so was I. We both decided to muscle through the self imposed anxiety attack and move on with the rest of our day. I am however doing his shift for him though, so his Valium may still be coming.

Morale of the story. If you know shit is going to make you crazy, it's going to make you crazy. You know what I am saying.

5 comments:

...love Maegan said...

I know whatcher sayin' ....however, when I denied the Sunday morning high after coffee ...explaining it was too weird for me to be high {slow} but revved up on coffee ...you said you liked it ...what happened since then to make you change your mind?

Scoobus Maximus said...

Hah! Very true. Where's the damn FB share button!?

alqassab said...

hahaha! that's hilarious! and so true!! hahaha

Anonymous said...

weed and coffee is a really true mind fuck.. i love it early in the morning.. thy tend to both come down at same time and its off to dream land..

Anonymous said...

Coffe and weed = worst day of my life period.